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\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner March 28, 2011
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