sofa king

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022

Sofa Cushion

Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)

guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea

by unicornsflying4evah July 12, 2017

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 18, 2021