D'Angelo Russell

The snitch who costed Nick Young's relationship with Iggy Azalea
He gets a lot of shade thrown at him and no one wants to be around him

P1 "What happened between Nick Young and Iggy?"
P2" D'Angelo Russell Happened"

by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016

Russel

What you call someone with no arms and legs, resting in a pile of leaves.

-What do you call a mate with no arms and legs when hes in a pile of leaves?
-Russel

by ichigodesuka September 25, 2009

dirty Russell

The act of taking a shit in a blender and putting in in lasagna and giving it to people

Hey man my sister Maria was really sick yesterday after seeing you, I know man I gave her a dirty Russell

by sanduskys locker August 20, 2016

Russell Stover

The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.

-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.

-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!

by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

Russel

A person with no arms or legs that gets thrown into a pile of leaves

HaHa! Another loser Russel got thrown into the leaves!

by >:P December 15, 2008

Russell Brand

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.

Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!

by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010