rubefest

n. A gathering (usually, but not necessarily of humans) in which unsavory people, most commonly male sports fans, get together and make a room smell like cottage cheese and beer farts.

n. Closet homosexuals (most often male) who have masturbated to Brett Favre being a Minnesota Viking more times than they have touched a woman since 2009.

"Oh my god, I've got to get the fuck out of here".

-"Why"?

"This bar smells like a shit-bomb was detonated in it".

-"Oh, that, ...yeah it's just these rubes, they come in here actin' like they're gonna blow each other when our team scores a touchdown. ...what a fkin' rubefest."

by deliciouscottagecheese March 18, 2010

RUBEN LAYA

A DUMB ASS BIG EAR NIGGA

YO U A RUBEN LAYA

by yeaaa bpiiio December 13, 2017

ruben and marisol

In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.

“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”

Ruben: I won’t catch feelings

Marisol: yeah right

by Pimpin.nosimpin September 30, 2020

Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

by haha! December 22, 2004

RubenTheToad

Me

What’s your username on urbandictionary.com?
-RubenTheToad

by RubenTheToad October 5, 2017

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019