Darth Revan

To ultimately pwnt and dominate everything. This is in reference the awesome Sith Lord.

I am Darth Revan! I rule everything!

by DarthRevan September 26, 2007

rohan

literally god. the coolest guy ever. he has the best music, the freshest memes, and the most amazing personality. hes the glue every team needs and we're lucky to have him

Oh my Rohan!

wow i hate this team... thank god rohan is here

by rohan_is_my_dad March 19, 2019

Rivan

Extremely handsome, one look into his gorgeous eyes, you will fall into a deep trance.

Oh look it's a rivan

by Dgdssddd December 5, 2021

Rohan Smith

A rapid Australian terrorist who was deported from the country after his 2021 bombing of a pre-school.

Rohan Smith is evil

by Rohan Smith May 31, 2022

Roan

An epic gamer. An absolute legend. Will beat you at Fortnite, Club Penguin, Minecraft, Flappy Golf 2, Pokémon Go, Roblox, and pretty much anything.

Has a HUGE penis. Everyone looks up to him. Great sense of humor. Insanely hot. Biggest ass ever known to mankind. Legend has it that if you grab his ass you will pass out and wake up worshiping him for the rest of your life. Will cancel plans to work on Destroy Dick December. Has a pornucopia that you don’t know about hidden on his computer. Sex God. Basically the most amazing thing to ever happen to anyone who ever lays eyes upon this glorious creation.

Guy #1: “Hey when are we hanging out?”
Guy #2: “Sorry, I saw a fucking ROAN yesterday and I need to stay home for the next month and stare at the picture I took of him.”
Guy #1: NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS CAN I PLEASE COME OVER AND JERK OFF TO THE PICTURE WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WTF OMFG I’LL GIVE ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS TO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE PLEASE IF YOU DON’T LET ME LOOK AT IT I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!”

by Epic_Gamer _69 December 7, 2018

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

Rohan

The king and the only king he loves ridding dinosaurs as the sun sets.

Oh look it's the Rohan

by That Faggot guy September 29, 2018