Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.

Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.

by Anon1920 March 28, 2016

roasted

when someone says something like this to u:

Joe: You're being a butt
Steve: I THOUGHT U ALREADY WERE ONE!!!!!!!
Half the class:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, geezus cryst, u got roasted!!!!

by trolololol_291 December 24, 2017

roasted

when u wreck your friends to damn hard

he didn't get owned, he got his ass roasted

by big willy john May 5, 2018

dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

by Insulter123 May 27, 2016

a retarted

noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.

man that kid is such a retarted.

by han solo July 2, 2004

Technologically Retarted

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.

1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)

by Foxxel May 26, 2010

roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006