release a pirate

drop a dump. take a shit.. canning a duce... swampin' a yard ape.. sinking a brown pickle..

"be right back, i gotta go release a pirate."

or if it's gonna be a biggin' you'd say "Hey im gonna bounce outtie for a quick second I gotta go release a crew."

see also : free a pirate, or drown a pirate...

by stank nugget July 4, 2004

release the dogs

When you reach the peak of sexual exitement, and you let out your baby yogurt.

That stupid haxmonkey camron cant even release the dogs!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.

Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).

by Mark E. July 20, 2006

Catch and Release

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob, catches the cum, then immediately spits it out, releasing it.

My girl won't swallow when she gives a blow job. She is a catch and release type girl.

by terribleswift65 April 19, 2009

Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Getting a proper release."

by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009