Kyle Jin Ping King

The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King

dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.

by Urbanium Dictionarium November 10, 2020

DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.

"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."

by de-pube November 17, 2020

Milchschnitte Kinder Ping

It's a Mix of Milchschnitte, Kinder Pinguin and Maxi King

Some Dude to another Dude" Yo Bro have you tried that new Milchschnitte Kinder Ping? It's Fire!"

by Xay_ July 7, 2023

Ping

The sound you hear when someone sets off your gaydar.

Kristen Stewart pings louder than a U-boat in enemy territory.

by TheFrozenPirate July 15, 2010

ping food

fast food designed to be heated in a microwave

we couldn't be arsed to cook so we opted for ping food

by Claire E White January 18, 2008

Ping pong ball season

Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.

"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."

"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."

by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

strip ping pong

A game where one plays table tennis and the loser must remove a layer of clothing.

Strip Ping Pong is Nikki's favourite game.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004