Hey Chris, your mom was telling me she doesn't have to go on welfare because of her new job as a prostimom!
by jmclayp September 10, 2009
Get the Prostimom mug.Proximo is a name for a intellectual, and wise, old man. He's very witty and clever.
Overall he is a fantastic person.
Overall he is a fantastic person.
by Frankito October 12, 2009
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When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
Get the Proximity Alert mug.A 'ProTip' is a female that makes a living off of "professional tips" not associated to sexual services.
A 'ProTip' is usually found at high level nightclubs, sporting venues, concerts, and upscale private parties. Usually in more high profile cities like Miami, New York, and Los Angeles.
The service offered either provides a good time environment for executive level customers that use beautiful women to gain a client or business, social stature, or media attention. It can also mean a middle person for a drug dealer.
If the 'ProTip' is willing to go the extra step and venture into compensation for sexual purposes, than she will no longer be a 'ProTip' and will now be conducting what any escort or stripper would deem a "Tip Drill" made famous by Nelly and his well known explicit video by that name.
A 'ProTip' is usually found at high level nightclubs, sporting venues, concerts, and upscale private parties. Usually in more high profile cities like Miami, New York, and Los Angeles.
The service offered either provides a good time environment for executive level customers that use beautiful women to gain a client or business, social stature, or media attention. It can also mean a middle person for a drug dealer.
If the 'ProTip' is willing to go the extra step and venture into compensation for sexual purposes, than she will no longer be a 'ProTip' and will now be conducting what any escort or stripper would deem a "Tip Drill" made famous by Nelly and his well known explicit video by that name.
We were at Liv and all of a sudden this old guy walks in with 10 protipper's and all eyes were on him.
Did you invite the protip's to the party? We need to land this new client or new connect and the girls have to be around to do that.
Did you see Rick Ross's Protipper's, I swear they were putting in work at the event, they must have moved 100 grams to the athletes and celebrities.
Did you invite the protip's to the party? We need to land this new client or new connect and the girls have to be around to do that.
Did you see Rick Ross's Protipper's, I swear they were putting in work at the event, they must have moved 100 grams to the athletes and celebrities.
by MikeDukes12 May 1, 2012
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Get the Protien shot mug.The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.
Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!
by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020
Get the Proximate Schnoz mug."Since sperm is pure protien, when I'm feeling tired and run down I found a willing man, suck him off and swallow his 'high protien snack'. In no time I'm feeling energetic."
by bifemftw February 23, 2011
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