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procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work
Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018
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Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011
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Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)
"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."
by Crispy M. June 22, 2017
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Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.
I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?
by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017
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Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023
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Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations
Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.
by MoonToast September 20, 2021
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Procrasturbating

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.
by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019
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