Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.
Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."
Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"
Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"
by DaveOdmo January 27, 2011