poontang

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poontang

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

by chris, R February 18, 2008

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Poontang

Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!

Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!

I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004

poontangerine

The exceptional fruit of the poontang
mutafuka

Kevin McKarty is a poontangerine he got pussified by a poonrangatang.

by Jonaianad Krowishavgro October 17, 2003

poontang

pussy-juice.

Gimme summa dat poontang.

by laurenn09 March 2, 2011

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004