poon

1: A person possessing little or no courage or moral resolve.
2: Used as a generic, often meaningless insult.

Don't one-up me poon.
Just do it already, don't be a poon.

by transience November 23, 2007

poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

poon

to disrespect,embarass, or put-down.

Damn man, you just got pooned!
or-
Don't poon me you little fuck!

by Jay Brown June 20, 2005

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002

poon

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: God, my ex is such a poon!!

by sarah violetry August 09, 2006

poon

(v.) The act of pooning, or receiving poon. If you receive poon, you have been pooned. Everyone loves poon.

I pooned her all night long. We pooned until the break of dawn.

by Harvery Wallbanger December 03, 2006

poon

A pedofile like man/woman who pushes a small child of their bycycle and sniffs the seat.

"oi check out that bloke over there... He looks like a friggen poon!"

by mungbean111 September 05, 2008