Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Pooned

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

by glockmaster flash September 30, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG February 4, 2012

Pooned

A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"

Damn man you just got POONED

by D3r3k May 19, 2005

poored

To get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one's defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.

omfg! That guy had five life left when he headshotted me! I got totally poored!

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004