Platonic

A relationship not defined by sexual intercourse...Any other acts are purely for fun and do not require commitment.
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"platonic" Cuddling, making out, etc etc...

by Aarkanum April 19, 2010

platonic

Platonic means that even if I want to, we better not if we wanna stay platonic or friends period.

it could also mean, I am gay and you are not the same sex, so you don't have a chance in hell

Now that is a platonic relationship between the opposite sex that is never in jeopardy due to possible sexual desires

by cathy & mike December 14, 2007

platonic love

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT

Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"

by Ginny!! December 7, 2007

platonic hook up

a hook up friend that you don't hook up with but you're tight

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

by Girlio from Mpls October 27, 2008

Platonic eating out

The act of which you eat someone out even though you are best friends

Anna: omg max is so good at platonic eating out

by Skskskskksksk Starbucks gang April 4, 2022

Platonic Love

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009