Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.

" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "

by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016

multi purpose rope

the kind of rope you use when you hang yourself

I'm going to need to go to lowes to get some multi purpose rope after failing that math test

by tanners bleach bottle;) December 16, 2016

Gods purpose

The dance of the vibrating of legs while thrusting them up and down along with your hands in an orange justice manner.

I did the Gods Purpose to show off to my mom at the school dance.

by Gסd September 26, 2018

Car purpose

When you hit a car on purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

primery purpose

Da intended use of da firing-cap on an ammo-cartridge.

One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

On purpose

An accident but faking it

:IM DERAWING
:Bullshit your doing it on purpose gracie

by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021