Suck my peen

When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite

Suck my peen dawg

by meecahmouse September 26, 2018

Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009

Peen

Is used:
a)to refer a man's penis

b)to describe an unlikable or mean male

a)John has a small peen

b)John is a huge peen!

by LBang December 28, 2005

Lil Peen

A name for a micro penis

guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!

by KingVerneus February 27, 2021

pee on

A person of low importance in a corporation or workplace. Someone who does menial tasks such as getting coffee, picking up lunch, scheduling appointments and purchasing gifts for the boss's wife for anniversaries and birthdays.

Pee on day is celebrated by Administrative professionals, secretaries, assistants, helpers etc...

by Miles Murakoshi April 23, 2008

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009