Packed

Short for siz-packed. In volleyball when a ball is spiked at you and you try and bump it but it slams into either you chest or your stomach.

Oh shit!!...Ammon got packed like a freshy!!! He's gonna have a welt between his nipples.
Names in example are theoretical)

by BUSHRULES March 10, 2005

punked out

dressed to kill in the DIY, punkrock style including but not limited to excessive safety pins, spiked hair, mohawks, chokers, patches, eyeliner, blood, etc.

I was punked out for the show last night.

by kristopolis November 5, 2006

jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007

pankeks

Great morning food, goes good with ROFLES.

Fred: Hey, want to sleep over?
Jen: Only if you'll serve me PANKEKS & ROFLES for BREAKEKEKEKFAST!!!

by Eilatan December 1, 2007

Badly Packed Kebab

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.

Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..

by M Chantler October 20, 2006

panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

by lalahsghost February 18, 2004

Panoed

The act of being unintentionally stood up by a pure gold hearted person, who is so considerate of other people's feelings that he/she lacks the ability to say no, and thus juggles various appointments and tasks at once.
Term originated in the London financial circles, between brokers and bankers.

-Person Waiting: Dude, where were you? I waited for 30 minutes and you didnt show up.
-Person who is late: Really sorry, was on my way, but my neighbour asked me for some help, and then asked me to drop her off, and it took forever. But I texted you though,
-Person who was waiting; Yeah, but I had already bounced. You panoed me.

by Wallouda August 10, 2010