pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

Pelfie

a penis selfie

im gonna take a Pelfie

by ezria2326! September 16, 2015

PELF

"Puffy External Labial Flaps". A fat vagina located below a FUPA

That girl in the leotard has the fattest vagina I've ever seen. Its such a PELF.

by CM, KL October 30, 2008

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 17, 2010

pelfie

Penis selfie

I'm taking a pelfie of my penis for cancer awareness

by maheno May 6, 2014

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 6, 2004