PILF

The non-binary equivalent of a dilf/milf.

“oh my god your parent is such a pilf”

by is4ss April 28, 2021

PILF

A female who is pregnant and a dude would smash stands for “Pregnant I’d Like To Fuck” similar to a “MILF”

My soon to be baby momma looks fine asf she’s definitely a pilf.

by IamBG59 August 23, 2021

pilf

professor i’d like to f**k

My friend Maya thinks that Professor Candice is a pilf and I wholeheartedly agree.

by lipidbilayer880 August 30, 2021

Pilf

Priest I would like to fuck

Bro 1: Dude did you see that dilf?
Bro 2: nah dude that’s a priest he’s a pilf

by Wildcat0018 September 26, 2021

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilf

the NB version of MIlf/Dilf

Person 1: ngl *insert someones name here* is a pilf
Person 2: Agree
Person 3: Tf

by mygenderisYes0w011 December 16, 2021