Offal Jim Jam

A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.

Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?

Girlfriend: Sure!

Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?

Girlfriend: Cock?

Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.

by shteyngart September 22, 2009

Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

by kyusssss July 23, 2010

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

The Official Preppy Handbook

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.

"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.

by J. Su September 10, 2008

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

facebook official

A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.

--"Do you know if they are seriously going out?"
--"Yeah! It's facebook official."

by Kath H March 31, 2008

office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005