nardi

Getting a boner for your above-average looking sister

Savario got a nardi during class. Where it came it from? who knows...

by Pdid April 6, 2007

nard

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

by clancepants May 20, 2005

Nard

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

by Bobbie July 22, 2003

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

nardrs

People who do things to get attention and attrack people, dorks or show offs

Look at the nardrs with the short mohawks!

by Zie13731 December 30, 2007

Nardic

Nerdic is the language of the technologically advanced or aware, and was so named by the European company Pixmania, which has compiled a list of new terms that represent nerdic speak.

X: Hey you know what is fastest growing language
Y: Yeah, It's Nardic, isn't it ?

by BanMEnot May 30, 2014

nard cake

Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.

Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.

by Ericreid35 February 6, 2017