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n00bsauce

//often unintelligent
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers
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by kola_thegreat February 27, 2009
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n00binator

a 1337 person who makes and individiual, who may not be a n00b, look like a n00b. This person is one who is extremely 1337. This term excludes h4x0rs.
Player 1: Man, who was that h4x0r that pwn3d j00?
Player 2: That's not a h4x0r, that's teh n00binator!
by Uncle Ben November 27, 2004
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nade n00b

a n00b (unskilled player) in a game (spearhead) that throws nades (Grenades) non stop, often suicidal blowing himself due to the lack of skill.
*Gosu was killed my iheartnades nade* *otherGosu was killed my iheartnades nade*
Gosu says:less nade please
ihaertnades:i pwn u haha
*ihaertnades was killed by his own nade*
by brendan January 26, 2004
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n00b

A lowly evolved troll. One n00b can lay up to 123,000 eggs in less than five minutes, has a gestation period of 12 hours, and a life span of 70 years. They reside exclusively on Neopets and breed and reproduce in chatrooms and boards. Fortunately, as boards go, there are very few n00bs on IMDB.
n00b 1: gfhkagsk13h bsd?
n00b 2: hfhusgr gfsahrjsklr hfjkah!!
n00b 3: fjg gsdkjfhsbvs gsjk?
n00b 1: gsfgskfgseh. fg!
n00b 3: ROFL
by Tianto November 24, 2004
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n00b

The term "n00b" is commonly confused with the term "newb".
A newb is short for a newbie, someone who is new to something.
A n00b is someone who, regardless of experience, is utterly crap at a game and will not take the advice of others.

These are generally big mouthed people who suffer from Delusions of Grandeur.

Upon being given advice, n00bs will either ignore it completely, or make a poor attempt at insulting the person giving them the advice.
A n00b will be the first person to point the finger at someone else if a mistake is made.
They are also the people that go around calling others n00bs for no particular reason.

90% of n00bs are unable to spell.

The word n00b is also commonly used in banter.
n00b: OMG, nyce shield lololol cn i buy plz?!?!?!?!?1
Player: Sorry, not for sale
n00b: OMG! n00b!

Person: Hey, can you plant the bomb please?
n00b: F U!!!!!!!

n00b: i r lyk 2 gd 4 u n00bs

*n00b charges one enemy and gets his ass handed to him*
n00b: wer th fk r u gys? i hd no bckup thr n i hd 2 fite 5 n00bs, bt thy killd me coz u ddnt hlp me. u r sht
by Jelal April 18, 2006
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n00bsicle

An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006
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N00b flu

When a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.
You never leave your house! You're on the computer all the time. Dude, you've got n00b flu.

Example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
OMG i totally pwned this guy at CS yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, ROFL!
by 789.,. October 4, 2006
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