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An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006
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Newbsicle 

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
Newbsicle by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009
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Someplace where all the n00bs hang out and talk about getting their asses pwn3d in various games.
n00bville: population: growing larger and larger everyday
n00bville by Doh Nuts 13 September 9, 2004

noobsicle 

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness
john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.
noobsicle by Badoola June 13, 2005

n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006

nubsicle 

another word for 'noob'
Man, crazydan.ud is a nubsicle.
nubsicle by Joe February 18, 2007
A mighty sled comprised of the top-half of a chair, the holy grail of downhill transportation, it will pwn any n00bz in its way. It is forbidden for any pudgeworth to ride this vehicle.
0mFgztz!!11 I will pwn 73h fux0r who stole my n00bsled
n00bsled by 73h 1337 h4x0r February 6, 2005