789.,.'s definitions

N00b flu

When a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.

You never leave your house! You're on the computer all the time. Dude, you've got n00b flu.

Example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
OMG i totally pwned this guy at CS yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, ROFL!

by 789.,. October 4, 2006