mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.

Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

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Mute

Someone so intoxicated they physically can’t speak

You’re at a strip club with your girlfriend. You ask her a question and she just stares at you as a mute.

by Triplem93 January 18, 2020

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The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023

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Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

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Mute

Someone who doesn’t talk. This can be do to them not being able to (due to their voice box being damaged), then not knowing how to, or just that they don’t want to speak.

Dude 1: hey, what’s up, I’m new here
Mute: ...
Dude 1: hello?
Dude 2: don’t bother, he’s a mute

by TheFrenchDuck April 18, 2021

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You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

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