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middle school

The hell-hole where 5th, 6th,7th, and 8th graders are taught. The place where jerks reign supereme and perverts lose their virginity. The place where satan and all the demons of hell inhabit. The four years that shatter all dreams and destroy all hope for happiness. The structure in which friends leave you and betray you. The nazi death camp where teachers don't respect you and humiliate you. That is middle school.
5th Grader- Yay! I'm finally in middle school!
8th Grader- You have no idea you fucking piece of shit midget! WELCOME TO HELL!
by Jesse Chism May 27, 2007
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old quarry middle school

A school in Lemont where literally every rich kid steals money from their parents, and spends it at Starbucks on fridays. Every kid that isn't rich but popular spends all their parents' paychecks trying to look rich and stuck up as fuck. (No wonder why they aren't rich.) The teachers load the kids with so much homework but don't teach them properly, so it's probably hard as fuck to do the homework in the first place. The popular girls parade around in their slutty outfits with coffee from Starbucks because Dunkin' Donuts doesn't do jack shit for them, and the boys try to impress the girls using money that they probably stole from their parents. The parents complain too much about electronics and yet they give their children electronics to use.
Person 1: I went to Old Quarry Middle School.
Person 2: That fucking blows.
by An asshole with no life. August 14, 2017
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Williamsburg middle school

Williamsburg middle school in Arlington Virgina is possibly the whitest school on the face of the earth. 99% the kids are entitled rich jerks there are nearly as much AirPods in the school as students . There is two Hydro Flasks per white girl. (They’re white enough I will spare you the detail.
Eww you go to Williamsburg middle school more like whiteysburg.
by Matt B 69 420 August 23, 2019
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Wilson Middle School, Glendale

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.
Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.
by Arizonna November 22, 2011
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Smith middle school

Gay ass school where principal's think they can do whatever the fuck they want to. Where teachers are dicks.
Hey your school is just like fucking dumb Smith middle School
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Liberty Middle School

A middle school in suburban Colorado offering grades 6-8. Full of middle to upper class white kids pretending they're drug dealing rappers, this school has enough money floating around the student body to promote pretentious cliques and shameless tormenting. Any perverts looking for booty shorts and yoga pants will not be disappointed as any of the girls would happily wear no clothes at all given the option. The Starbucks down the road is a common hangout for malevolent white girls and their hackneyed boyfriends. Legend has it that multiple white girls live at this Starbucks, having never been seen without a Frappuccino or Pumpkin Spice Latte.
White Girl Wynona and Bonehead Blondie will happily tell you to kill yourself strutting down the hallway of Liberty Middle School with Starbucks in one hand and iPhone in the other.
by It'sTheTruth123456789109876543 December 17, 2013
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Ferri Middle School

The teachers have no clue what is going which is, The students vaping, smoking weed, drinking and giving each other fucking blowjobs. Lots of the guys there try to act like they're from the hood when they live in fucking Johnston.The girls look like they're 20. But EVERYONE there talks shit about each other. There is also LOTS of fights there and lots of drama of ppl arguing about a best friend who took her boyfriend or some Jerry Springer type of shit. The school also is a fucking prison
Person 1:Is this the Jerry Springer show or Ferri Middle School?
Person 2: There is no fucking difference
by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019
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