Meter-mackin

The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.

Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.

by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013

Meaterian

A person who does not eat vegetables, and sometimes other plant products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you want some carrots?"
Guy 2: "No thank you, I am a Meaterian."

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT August 28, 2020

Meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual

by benny876 October 14, 2020

Maftering

Combination of "morning," "afternoon," and "evening."

Maftering, how is everyone doing?

by privetmoushka November 24, 2020

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

building meter

The act of masturbation

Frank- well thanks for inviting me but I can't make it, I'll be too busy building meter.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017

Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018