mazeon

A person who gets bitches and money. Doesnt give a fuck bout anyone else. Is care-free. Makes your boyfriend look bad. Gets more pussy than underwear

Dang Mazeon be fuckin hoes with Durlen

by I<3Mazeon January 17, 2014

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Mazepin

Russian for "moving chicane"

Every track on the F1 circuit became a little easier when the Mazepin was removed.

by Bad_Sign March 9, 2022

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Mazen • maze • mazel tov • Mazeltov Cocktail • mazels • Mazed • Mazeesha • Mazepin • Mazer • Mazey

Mazeed is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Mazeed you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Mazeed can make any sadness float away in seconds

Mazeed is such a nice friend to have

by Ttvbtw still November 27, 2018

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Mazeltov

A word used in response to a hiccup.

Aaron: *Hiccup*

Danielle: Mazeltov

Aaron: Mickelton

by ac871 November 9, 2018

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mazeltof

It's a Hebrew greeting means good afternoon.

Guy 1: Mazeltof bro'!
Guy 2: Hi!

by Chris V. Kiegl April 3, 2006

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mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017

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