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A shortened way of saying "mazel tov," the Hebrew "Congratulations." It means the same thing.
Mazels on your promotion!
mazels by Office shiksa April 28, 2009
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Have you been on Mazels?
Have you seen all the hot girls on mazels?
My mazels account is on fire right now!
Mazels by Jewishboy27 February 22, 2023
a person who knows they talk nonsense but continues on doing it.
i can tell you lack attention. you are being such a mazele right now!
mazele by neverkissandtell March 3, 2022

mazel tov, bitch 

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
mazel tov, bitch by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

Mazeesha 

there goes a mazeesha
Mazeesha by lolthe buns1234 May 24, 2022

Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

mazel tov 

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"
mazel tov by blah BLAH blah June 7, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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