Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

Maximum pulse!

The iron man ultimate in marvel rivals.

Iron man: “MAXIMUM PULSE!”

Galactic: “you got them all!l

by Krahs March 28, 2025

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

Junior maximum ugly

A bitch who can go to hell for fucking up a lot of lives.

Junior maximum ugly just ruined our lives

by GoodBacteria May 13, 2021

bare maximum

it’s a bit of a who’s who

naomi punched a homeless an he exclaimed “ u hit me with the bare maximum flying punch”

by Bill billagin July 24, 2024

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024

Bare Maximum

When a turbine mechanics exceeds expectations on cleanliness of components on a steam turbine

Zach gave the bare maximum on cleaning the valves stops.

by 10761dkm April 3, 2025