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mesticulation

The mixing of hydrocarbons that causes fizzation.
There was so much mesticulation in my drink that it bubbled over.
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mastie

Noun. The act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. Generally used within the phrase "have a mastie" or "having a mastie"
After he realized that he wasn't going to get laid that night, he decided to have a mastie and go to sleep.
by Ms. Robinson August 27, 2006
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bull mastiff

135 pounds of short-hair nasty that will cause strangers to shit their pants while at the same time lick the hand of their owner and devour any vermin that walks its way. The PERFECT porch dog! Gets respect at the vet (you KNOW what I mean). Little girls back away, then when you say, "No, it's friendly," smother the dog with huggs. It's why you love dogs in the first place!!
Oh, shit, that thing is gonna eat me-- Oh, it's just your Bull Mastiff.
by Fdale-boy March 4, 2011
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mastuche

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.
OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested
by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005
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Mystic Mac

The nickname given to the G.O.A.T of MMA, Conor McGregor. Popularized at his time with the UFC where he would predict the round in which He would knock his opponents out.

“I said I would knock him out in the first round, and I knocked him out in the first round. You can call me Mystic Mac, because I predict these tings.”
Ruchir: Did Conor McGregor knock that dude out in the second round?

Saihil: Mystic Mac strikes again
by thenotorioussaihilchetty April 24, 2020
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mastiff

the biggest, best, and most badass of all dog breeds.
My mastiff is 10 months old and he already weighs 100 pounds.
by jenna leigh November 12, 2007
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DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit
Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000
by peter north July 10, 2003
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