hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

Lossbian

A very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyke lovin', never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. She is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.

*Note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a solid 10! Whatta rack!
Guy 2: Ya...cept she is in love with Wanda Dinkle (points to the typical "other" lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
Guy 1: Oh, such a lossbian
Guy 2: Yup (sips brew to try and make Wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)

by GingerKid17 April 14, 2010

Losah

What that one street thug in Grand Theft Auto III sez when fighting somebody on the streets. He wears blue camo cargo shorts, brown work boots, a black Tshirt, with a long-sleeved white shirt underneath, and a green skullcap. He talks like a frickin troll.

LOSAH! *Punch Punch BOOF*

by I Hate You August 12, 2004

ego loss

The loss of humanly percieved reality. Usually done with the help of drugs such as LSD, Shrooms, or Salvia.

I achieved ego loss about 15 seconds after that huge hit of 40X salvia.

by mattwtfmynameismatt September 11, 2005

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

lessard

Someone thats a fucking god and dont give a shitttt

That lessard kids a effing all-star

by allstar9669 October 4, 2016

loss to overhang

the phenomenon of a man's penis shortening as his stomach sticks our more and more

Since he gained 20 pounds he has had a 2 inch loss to overhang

by spocklover May 21, 2009