Middle Looker

A complete and utter scrub at the sport of lacrosse. Originating from the fools that don't know how to fit a CPX on their heads. The correct way to lax is to be looking out the top two cage holes when strapped into your bucket to allow for maximun flow, any laxer knows this. When unstrapped, the true laxer can't even see- but his flow looks bad ass for warmups. Middle lookers look through the middle two holes of their dome piece and its the simplest way to spot a scrub.

Laxer A: Bro, kid is such a middle looker no chance he makes this team

Laxer B: Yea bro, played him in hockey this winter... total bender on the ice.

Laxer A: Figures..

by broitout May 22, 2009

Vajoogey loogey

When a girl gives a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she tries to spit it directly into her vagina; however if she happens to miss, she can scoop it up anew and cup into her vagina, the related vajoogey scoopey loogey. Typically performed by girls with low self esteem who seek out attention by trying to get pregnant at any opportunity.

'Did you hear about Dan? He only got a BJ but the girl vajoogey loogey(ied) in the bathroom so the courts made him pay child support.'

by Methwolf May 9, 2010

bus-a-looey

bus like. crazy about public transportation. going insane from a long bus journey.

Tod went bus-a-looey after sitting next to the bathroom on the greyhound from florida to new york

by organsplitter June 19, 2011

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 16, 2003

Lobe

To give "lobe" is to suck someone's ear, and lick all around it. Most of the time it is performed until the ear turns red.

Guy one: "Yo, guess who got lobe last night?!"
Guy two: "No you didn't! You're the man dude! How'd it feel?"
Guy one: "Amazing, two licks and you'll cum."

by pringlekid April 10, 2010

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

fuck looker

Someone that looks like they've been fucked in the face

John is a fuck looker

by Red Devil February 10, 2007