long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

by thedudeman May 28, 2004

Long G

Someone who wasn’t an OG but has been there so long he is now an honorary member of the OG’s.

“Jared Augeri is the Long G of Destiny”

by The Destiny Jesus June 7, 2018

the long dark

The Long Dark is a survival game where a geomagnetic disaster happened on a global scale (It means no electricity except during an aurora borealis). You are stranded in the northern canadian wilderness during winter and need to survive under harsh conditions including random blizzards, overly aggressive predators (unless playing on pilgrim mode, and little food and water.

There are many ways to die in The Long Dark.

by BayRanger May 31, 2016

longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.

I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.

by don96 May 27, 2016

Long weight

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies

Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)

by Man321775 June 20, 2018

Long Hair

That long, sexy, flowing mane on a girl's (or guy's) head. If your hair is neck length, it cannot truly be calassified as long hair. Long hair is usually shoulder blade length or longer.

Long hair improves every orgasm.

by LongHairedFan June 3, 2012

Long Night

A night where you are waiting for good or bad news concerning something and cannot sleep.

Leslie went emo and made Nathan endure a long night.

by thisnameshouldntbeinuse7676 October 4, 2011