long john

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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the long dark

The Long Dark is a survival game where a geomagnetic disaster happened on a global scale (It means no electricity except during an aurora borealis). You are stranded in the northern canadian wilderness during winter and need to survive under harsh conditions including random blizzards, overly aggressive predators (unless playing on pilgrim mode, and little food and water.
There are many ways to die in The Long Dark.
by BayRanger April 23, 2016
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longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.
I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.
by don96 April 27, 2016
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Long G

Someone who wasn’t an OG but has been there so long he is now an honorary member of the OG’s.
Jared Augeri is the Long G of Destiny
by The Destiny Jesus May 20, 2018
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Long weight

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies
Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)
by Man321775 June 20, 2018
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Long Hair

That long, sexy, flowing mane on a girl's (or guy's) head. If your hair is neck length, it cannot truly be calassified as long hair. Long hair is usually shoulder blade length or longer.
by LongHairedFan February 18, 2012
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Long Wait

When wanting to pranks on Apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a "Long Wait". The inexperienced Apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.

It is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a Long Wait that you will tell them you'll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.
Apprentice: "Hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait."
Kindly Stranger: "Sure, mate, just have a seat and I'll get it for you."
*15 minutes later
Kindly Stranger: "Go on kid, back to work you go..."
by Kindly Stranger November 26, 2009
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