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Loganize

To be so lazy that you won't come out of your bedroom except to eat and go to the bathroom. That would require having to stop playing video games, which would be a hassle, as you can't be AFK in your online game or you'll risk being banned, and it's too inconvenient to back out to the lobby after a match is over because your friends might play a match without you.

Things you can't do include (but is not limited to) walking your dog, taking out the trash, taking your laundry to the washroom, and cleaning your room to the point where you don't even notice it smells like a gym locker room in there.
Stop Loganizing and get these dishes done.

He doesn't ever come outside to hang out any more. All he does is Loganize.
by Nakita Block September 11, 2020
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Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!
Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”
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logan

likes giabella eats small children likes fortnight kisses photo of giabella his crush he has two crushes the other one is fatima
logan
by anonymous June 17, 2021
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Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
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Logan

Logan is the most definitely perfect person you'll ever meet, he maybe a busy guy but that's not the problem. He'll always care for you and he'll always be by your side, other that those two; he's probably shy, quiet on the outside but deep inside, he's energetic, funny and full of personality. He's the type of guy who'd make you laugh until your stomach hurts. No matter what you do, never let him go. Even if you and him aren't doing well, please try your best to save the relationship :)

He's also the type of guy who would always make you smile whenever you get a text from him <3
Person 1: Awh look at those two! They're such a cute couple. What's the guy's name?

Person 2 : it's Logan.

Person 3 : I wish I had a "Logan", it'd be a dream come true!
by Lii ♡ October 5, 2021
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Logan

He kool boi, sometimes he watches Krusty's Komedy Klassics.
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by boomba doomba November 5, 2021
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Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.
-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.
by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022
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