Legolas

An Op elf

Watch the movie
Legolas kill a f***ing mammoth alone, without sweating.

by An ordinary guy October 21, 2015

Commit lego in foot

When you step on a lego you killed yourself

My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot

by Big pig Mac March 15, 2019

go step on a lego

Go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback.

When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.

by Elfling June 23, 2014

lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.

by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006

Lego Brick

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.

Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.

by Dode February 10, 2009

legjob

Legjob is similar to that of a footjob ,it involves using a womans legs, maingly her calf muscles to jerk a person to orgasm, the smooth and silky skin of the calfs are an added pleasure for the man.

Alternatively the woman can make a sandwhich with her legs and the man will insert his penis between the calves back and forth until he ejaculates.

The more atheltic the woman is the better the feeling against the cock since the calf muscles are defined and arouse the man even more!!!

Toms gf gave gim a legjob last night, he fucked her calves all night

by LegLover June 4, 2007

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005