Ketchup

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

ketchup jerk

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

by WillBriz August 28, 2006

ketchupballs

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period. resulting in a bloody scrotum.

I got some putang tonight. But my girlfriend was on her period. She gave me ketchupballs.

by MIster Derek October 9, 2008

ketchup week

Ketchup week is the menstruation week occurring to women every month.

I dont't want to hung out tonight, i'm in my ketchup week.

by albooo July 13, 2011

ash katchum

A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.

He has the voice of Ash Katchum!

by bobby April 12, 2004

ketchup party

A ketchup party is a name given to a young persons swingers party.
Involving most of the people there being drunk. Various activities take place like at regular parties but everyone, seems to kiss one another no matter the gender or relationship status. No sex occurs at these parties but blow jobs and fingering etc may occur (depeding on the state of people being drunk or their eagerness).
the reason for it being called a ketchup party is unknown, but may have referance to the event being saucy

Bill- Hey Loz you got to invite me to a ketchup party, I want to practice my kissing

Loz- But Bill you don't even drink

Bill- Yeah but the girls that go do ^^)

by nameless-. November 13, 2007

karry ketchup

Something people suffering from autism put in their hotdogs

Is that guy an autist? He just asked for karry ketchup in his hotdog.

by YahyaHassan March 9, 2016