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koala girl

A girl so incredibly significant to you, such as a lover or spouse, that cuddles by wrapping all of their limbs around you, letting you carry them around or just snuggle on a soft surface (soft optional). They are the most perfect people in the world
My wife Jessica is such a Koala Girl!
by Johnny Ass Gape December 11, 2018
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Koala Man

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
by The Koala Man September 10, 2018
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greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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Koala-bearing

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.
Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!
by Koalabearluver October 5, 2017
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sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016
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Koala hanging

When you koala hang of your man to make him cum inside you
He wanted to pull out but I was koala hanging and he had no chance
by Ashhh911 February 11, 2020
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Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
by Strikefv October 17, 2023
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