kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.

Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.

by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011

kristeen

A smart and independent young girl. She is a talented and very good at math. She hates fake people and she is not fake. She is a good girl.

Kristeen is a smart and talented person.

by emma dawson January 27, 2015

Prodigy of Krishna

When something wonderful occurs, to the benefit of everyone and to the detriment of no one.

"I just got out of jury duty today because the defense and the prosecution struck out a plea bargain at the last minute. This surely is a Prodigy of Krishna."

by Poppy McFoppy November 9, 2009

Kristof

Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart

Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look

by jarredD April 14, 2014

krista

- a amazing beautiful girl with a high tolerance of dealing with bull shit

krista knows who krista is

by wyguy February 15, 2009

Kris Kross

Something that will make you jump jump.

The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.

by Mopery November 28, 2009

Krisleen

She is a person who shines in everything that she does. She's an innocent girl with a unique personality. She thinks differently from others. If you happen to find yourself obsessed with her, prepare for sleepless nights.

Macy: I have a bestfriend! She's really pretty, smart and kind!
Gabbi: Oh yes, I know. Your bestfriend is Krisleen!

by macymonster March 6, 2011