An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!

Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.

Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup

by TDDUP November 18, 2010

Invite me to skeet

Probably the most used sentence in hvh scene. It stands for invite me to gamesense.pub (Previously called skeet.cc).

Most nn's say this sentence all the time cause they think they will actually get invited to gamesense.

Skeeter: OMG SKEET IS THE BEST CHEAT!!!
NN with otcv3: Invite me to skeet
Skeeter: hdf nn. Who.ru?
NN with otcv3: Dies of corona virus after 0.000405 Miliseconds

by NotEsoterik June 3, 2022

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009