incomplete leapfrog

A way for parents to explain what they were doing without explaining what they were doing when their kids catch them doin the do

"Oh Bobby, daddy and I were just playing a game of incomplete leapfrog, that's all."

by uncletubba November 3, 2011

Incoherrant

Portmanteau of incoherent and errant, effectively ending up at the meaning "straying from the proper path without aim or purpose".

"I've been acting rather incoherrant lately."

"These sidequests are incoherrant."

by Owange October 31, 2012

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

incomprehensible

Not quite able to be understood, not intelligible. Also a fancy way of saying I can't even.

That stuff is incomprehensible, man.

by mr. not guilty May 1, 2016

incommunicado

Not able, wanting, or allowed to communicate with other people

I would've asked you to be my Valentine, but you all incommunicado and shit.

by XinBad September 11, 2016

incompetrumpence

When arrogance supercedes both integrity and intelligence on a global leader

Your so incompetrumpence

by Patrick DeBolt February 17, 2017

Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial

Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.

by GorramYadda February 9, 2018