Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

“The Great Purge Incident of 2024”

Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”

Hey, Do you remember “The great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.

by MollyLourencoke January 18, 2024

gojo figure incident

a tik toker got a bloody tampon and squeezed it over a gojo figurine

the gojo figure incident is running the reputation for anime watcher's

by jjk enjoyer January 25, 2024

gojo satoru figurine incident

a girl starts fuckin herself with a gojo figurine and cums and bleeds all over it

the girl - "say gex "
gojo satoru figurine - " oppa gangam style"

the gojo satoru figurine incident

by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024

The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.

"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"

by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024

December 22 incident

Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.

Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok

Person 2: That shit was wild

by Longislandera October 31, 2023