A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!
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by Melanie101 February 4, 2010
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I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!
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by Margret Stone January 1, 2009
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Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.
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