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Humper

A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!
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by Melanie101 February 4, 2010
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Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .
I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!
by Wunkman April 6, 2010
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humpdick

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.
Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.
by Margret Stone January 1, 2009
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Humpernickel

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.
Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.
by Musklon November 6, 2010
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humed

a term used by gamers when they humiliate an enemy player while playing a wager match in Call of Duty: Black Ops
Greg: Joe! I totally just humed you with my tomahawk!

Joe: Ya I know! I lost all my points!
by Spieken December 31, 2010
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fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
by Fi March 19, 2004
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bong humper

A chick who dry humps a bong/ water pipe, and does not smoke weed herself.
Miss high times 2010 "These bong humpers don't even smoke weed"
by waen one November 10, 2013
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