no homo tho

when you say some gay shit, but you not gay

joe: bruh I see you with that drop top tho.
harry: you want me to drop top?
joe: WHAT?!?!?! bruh you on that gay shit!!
harry: i said no homo tho.
joe: Aight i thought you was on that gay shit.

by i thought you was on that gay August 19, 2019

homo depot

nickname for Home Depot, as all the gay men go on Saturday morning for the supplies to remodel they homes, and cruise all the married men there doing the same.

I need a box of nail, Joe, let's head to Homo Depot for them and we can check out the hot daddies in shorts

by Denny57 August 14, 2007

Homo-not

An individual who is not homosexual in anyway; they are completely heterosexual with no personal homosexual tendencies, desire, affiliation or history at all. They are different from homophobes in that they are not insecure, they do not condemn or have distain for homosexuals; rather they are personally free of any homosexually whatsoever.

There are few homo-nots in the world, it is estimated that of the 6 billion people on earth, less than a 100 people hold this prestigious and coveted title. Homo-nots are highly regarded and respected; loved by women, envied by men.

Two friends are on a bus when a friend and another man, who is a Homo-not walks in. Jennifer: "Trina did you see the way that guy was looking at jack? he might be gay"
Trina: "Him? no way, he's not gay at all, he's actually a Homo-not"

by Ziba January 15, 2009

Chris is a Homo

The act of people named Chris of being Gay.

Chris is a homo Biotch

by Chrisisreallygay October 16, 2008

no homo

Something idiotic straight, white 12-year-old boys say after giving each other a high five or touching in any way. Saying no homo apparently makes everything non gay. No matter what was said or done previously, speaking this word maintains one's heterosexuality.

"I'm moving to San Francisco with my boyfriend. We just finished having gay sex and I gave him a hardcore blowjob. Our house is going to be rainbow with pink furniture. We are going to wear colorful polo shirts every day with khaki shorts and Sperrys. We're going to a gay pride parade after this. And then we're going to makeout like the flamers we are. No homo."

by hotprincebodybae June 17, 2015

no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

homo-sectual

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.

An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.

by brjtlc August 28, 2010