Haskin

A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.

If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.

How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.

by Brugle May 18, 2008

Hollywood hacking

When in a film, the super high tech criminal mastermind hacks into the most complex and secure system ever created by man simply by typing something in to a password box.

Swordfish -

Gabriel: when Stan fails to hack the Dept. of Defense network in 60 seconds Too Bad ! You are gonna die !

Me: Prfff... dude this film is nothing but Hollywood hacking... it's f-ing lame!

by Jason L. Whittle December 9, 2008

Inspect Element Hacking

Low Key Hacking for noobs playing games on Cool Maths Games

Cool Maths Games Gamer: Hey man, look, mah score on duck life is Infinity.
Proper Gamer: Ur not cool. You are using Inspect Element Hacking you dumb Cool Maths Gamer

by Prime Worshipper August 1, 2017

Mr. Hastings

Creater of the time machine in history class. Fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.

"Wow Stephanie, that was a total Mr. Hastings joke."

"Jeez quit acting like Mr. Hastings and stop talking during the movie."

by idreaminblackandwhite May 16, 2010

Hasting

Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.

Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.

by Bowman248011739283915360 May 25, 2015

dwayne haskins

NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.

Dwayne Haskins is an example of what not to do.

by EW! January 31, 2021

Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.

Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.

by Offensively_communist January 10, 2015