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Harry Styles

One of the hottest human beings of this generation.
“How can one man be so fucking hot?”

“It’s Harry Styles. Ask him.”
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Five Hargreeves

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.
Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up
by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019
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Harvath

When working as a bartender I met a Harvath, he killed a congressman in a DC bar. Stayed to finish his drink. Stone cold killer, great tipper.
by Nanners07 January 21, 2015
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Harris-Sultan

When there is no treatment of your Gand ki Khujli, You are called Harris-Sultan.
His aas burns and itches a lot, he must be Harris-Sultan.
by Tadipar athiest September 12, 2022
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Harry Styles

An amazing man. One who has a place in the hearts of thousands of people around the world, no matter who they may be. Not just for being so charmingly handsome, but for being the most wise, polite, funny, caring, and fashionable person i could name. I am so proud of everything he has achieved. My angel from Holmes Chapel is now a multimillionaire, rock AND pop star, gucci campaigner, model, singer, songwriter, actor, executive director, a member of one of the best boy bands in the world (one direction) and so much more, the fact he has achieved all of this in under ten years is outstanding. I love him so much and i know i’m not the only one. He has supported so many different communities including the LGBTQ+ community in so many different ways and that is part of what makes this man so beautiful. His wonderful music has changed my life in ways i can not explain and i am so thankful. I love you, Harry x
locals: why do you love him so much?

elite people: because he’s harry styles
by BigShaq March 30, 2019
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Hard Erect Dong

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral
by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020
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Ben Hargreeves

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.
Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"
by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019
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