grammar

Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.

Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd

grammar by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

Grammar Police

Those who seek to have correct English written online. They are not opponents of free speech, or 1337. They merely wish that the fundamentals of English are withheld. They will correct bad Grammar and Spelling, and flame the use of ridiculous, Chav, MSN inspired abbreviations such as 'wuu2'. They are in full support of 1337, and support net slang.

Grammar Police are NOT in affiliation with Grammar Nazis.

-Comments on a youtube video-

Idiot1: man that video sucked! Your such a n00b!

GrammarPoliceDude: Correction, 'You're such a n00b'. You just referred to his 'such a n00b', and btw, the video did suck.

-On a forum-

Idiot2:Woah, I just saw Aliens outside my window! There just hovering above my garden!

GrammarPoliceDude17:'They're hovering', and no they bloody well aren't, you're just a lame 12 yr old, with nothing better to do than spam the internet.

Examples of Grammar Police

Grammar Police by V1N January 14, 2008

gimme eat 

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

gimme eat by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Grimmified

Using Christina Grimmie images, music, etc. to use as a background, ringtone, or anything that is possible.

My phone has been Grimmified!

Grimmified by thegrimmiesquad July 7, 2011

Starlight Glimmer 

a light purple communist pony in MLP that forced her village in total equality. She was reformed when Twilight Sparkle defeated her and is now currently a protagonist.

Starlight Glimmer: "The only way to be happy is if we're all equal!"

Starlight Glimmer by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021

gimmel 

To gimmel somebody is to slap somebody in the face repeatedly with an at least half erected penis.

John: What are you gonna do today?
Thomas: Gotta gimmel Hans, he stole my Textbook!

gimmel by nyineen March 4, 2010