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Urban Dictionary

A good site until it got bombarded with Trump definitions.

Urban Dictionary 2010: funny definitions
Urban Dictionary now: Tweetopolicy! Trump Wall!

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Twilight

The movie that ruined your dreams.

Twilight is known to send signals to your brain that when you go to sleep you'll have nightmares about Edward!

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Grand Theft Auto VI

The new GTA in the series. It's like GTA V but looks better! Sadly, it requires an XBOX X, a PS4 (PS5) or a high-end computer to play.

Grand theft auto vi kicks ass!

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

saw 8

Saw 8 (also know as Saw VIII or Jigsaw) is the latest installment in the SAW series. It isn't as bloody and gory as the rest of the saw films but still packs a punch to the original series. It doesn't however start off after Saw 7 but takes place in a different setting. The film still features Tobin Bell as Jigsaw/John Kramer and 4 people are stuck in a barn that have to work together to survive. The film mostly received negative reviews and if you're an all-time Saw fan you may be disappointed in this movie.

In short, Saw 8 is basically just like Saw 2 but with a different plot.

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Guitar amp

*Not to be confused with bass guitar amp* A guitar amp which you plug your electric guitar in. Usually, guitar amps have a guitar input jack, a headphone jack, a volume knob, an EQ (tone) knob, a overdrive (distortion) knob and an on/off knob or switch. Guitar amps usually range from practice amps (around $200) to professional amps (around $1000). Before you buy a guitar amp make sure you already purchased a electric guitar and an instrument cable.

A guitarist would be incomplete without his guitar amp!
See example here:

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Uncyclopedia

A parody site of Wikipedia. Has real humor in the articles and their articles isn't just made by some 12yr old troll "lulz" kid that can be found on a virus named Encyclopedia Dramatica ('ED' for abbreviation).

Don't go to ED: it has some of the most disturbing things you cannot unsee!
Uncyclopedia: is a real parody site.

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Wasp

a nightmare feuled hell spawn that, depending on the species, can smell your fear, remember your face after stinging you, paralyze you, release a venom that eats your skin or a pheromone that attracts other waps to keep stinging you, make your childhood fears from Alien come true, hunt you by scent, have you experience some of the worst pain imaginable like that of a bullet ant, or just attack you because it’s a motherfucking wasp.

G1: Yo dawg heard what happened to som kid named Barry?
G2: Nah man what happened?
G1:Barry got stung by a wasp and now has to live his whole life in pain.
G2: Damn son...

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018