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To gimmel somebody is to slap somebody in the face repeatedly with an at least half erected penis.
John: What are you gonna do today?
Thomas: Gotta gimmel Hans, he stole my Textbook!
gimmel by nyineen March 4, 2010
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n. Another word for schlong

Often used in presence of kids
Look, I can see this guy's gimmel through his pants!
Gimmel by xDoryx February 7, 2010
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Iota. Not one unit of reference.
Not one gimmel of hope!
Gimmel by Me I Said It December 12, 2020

Gimmel Male 

A male who thinks the world owes him everything, but is doomed to never receive payment because of his entitlement. Although always coming in third, the Gimmel male feels like he deserved first and was robbed of his achievement. Similar to the Omega male, the Gimmel male has opted out of society, not due to apathy, but pure bitterness and feelings of being deceived, taken advantage, or deprived of the things he deserves.
Ryan was not selected for the job but was a close third in the selection process. Brad received the job offer and most people congratulated him, however, due to his Gimmel Male tendencies, Ryan feels that this job offer was taken from him.

Gimme back my son! 

An expression of frustration that you yell at a friend's significant other when he or she refuses to allow them out of the house.

This is a quote originally shouted by Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom.
It's my fuckin' birthday and Steve needs to be there. Stop holding him hostage. GIMME BACK MY SON!

Gimme your ring 

When someone does not do an adequate job and need to be punished.
LeBron: Kevin gimme your ring
Kevin Love: But I had 14 rebounds
LeBron: Yeah but you ain't had no points gimme your ring
Gimme your ring by Silly Max May 9, 2017

Gimme More

The best single off the best album Blackout by the legendary Britney Spears and the best song EVER. No other song can make you feel like a bitch like this song does.
A: Do you know the song Gimme More?
B: No, I don’t
A: Die, you bastard
Gimme More by Freddemanzo November 12, 2020
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